With Christmas not being to far behind us all, I thought I'd mention the oddities(is that a word?!) of my family! I don't even know where to begin honestly. I'm just going to include the events that occurred over the most recent visits...
Dad's Side
- going to my grandparent's favorite pizza joint and waiting over an hour for my pizza
- we stayed there so long because they were convinced it'd be out any second
- my grandma calling my aunt because she had missed her call earlier, only to end up hanging up on her
- my grandpa calling my aunt to explain to her what we were doing
- he had to explain this all in his very drunken manner
- my grandpa reaching over several times to honk the horn while my dad is driving through downtown La Crosse
- this includes going past the county jail
- my grandpa rolling down the windows of our van to blast Christmas music as we drive through the Rotary Lights in Riverside Park
- my grandma, mom, sister, and I all playing "Words with Friends" on Facebook for at least 5 hours straight together
- my dad driving around my grandparent's block to honk again as we left town
- and many, many more fun memories were created at my dad's side!!
Mom's Side
- getting forced into my grandma's kitchen of her new cafe to watch the cook make a hamburger
- my cousin ignored the gift we gave him because he already got what he wanted for Christmas and didn't need anything else
- he's only 3 and was satisfied with what he already had!
- my grandma's coworker's husband showed us all a "stake" mealworm
- more deer hunters came into the shop to get tagged
- my aunt's new husband's family decided to have their Christmas dinner in the cafe, so we got kicked out
- my grandma didn't wrap our presents
- she through them into a bag and didn't even label them, we just got to pick whatever we wanted
- and our gifts were basically pajama pants from Aeropostale and chocolate
- my grandpa left without saying good bye, again
Well there you have it! My dysfunctional family life! Sometimes I wonder how I'm related to any of them.. But I have my quirks too!
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